1 00:01:57,163 --> 00:02:01,042 Good morning. Is it Alice? Julie Pirelli from Rush and Butcher. 2 00:02:01,123 --> 00:02:03,557 My first appointment fell through so... 3 00:02:05,123 --> 00:02:06,841 Tell me if I'm too early. 4 00:02:07,443 --> 00:02:09,957 What do you think? I haven't done much to it. 5 00:02:10,043 --> 00:02:13,672 I don't really get the time, up and down to London every day. 6 00:02:13,763 --> 00:02:15,879 Can't believe I've been here six years now. 7 00:02:15,963 --> 00:02:18,397 No! Listen, I mean this room is... 8 00:02:19,323 --> 00:02:22,156 15'3"by 12'8". 9 00:02:23,843 --> 00:02:26,516 So you're looking for somewhere a bit smaller, did you say? 10 00:02:26,603 --> 00:02:29,834 - But still in the Brighton area? - Not through choice but... 11 00:02:29,923 --> 00:02:32,312 I mean, the service charge here now is sadistic. 12 00:02:32,403 --> 00:02:35,713 - Prudently administered. - Yes, is that what I mean? 13 00:02:35,803 --> 00:02:38,522 I mean, it's a lovely block, lovely neighbours. 14 00:02:38,603 --> 00:02:40,673 Except for the flat above. 15 00:02:40,763 --> 00:02:45,200 There's a little boy likes to urinate out of the window about six or seven times a day. 16 00:02:45,283 --> 00:02:47,399 I have put a note through their door. 17 00:02:47,483 --> 00:02:50,520 Everyone else seems to think it's sweet, but then I'm odd. 18 00:02:53,603 --> 00:02:55,594 Washer-dryer, very nice. 19 00:02:56,363 --> 00:03:00,561 Are they any good these? Mine's just totally packed up on me, damned thing. 20 00:03:00,643 --> 00:03:03,999 We can put it down as included or you might want to negotiate. 21 00:03:05,283 --> 00:03:08,161 That was a moving-in present from my mum and dad. 22 00:03:10,083 --> 00:03:11,801 Now both... 23 00:03:14,123 --> 00:03:16,432 I can't really bear to think about it at the moment. 24 00:03:16,523 --> 00:03:19,321 Well, you have a ponder and let me know. 25 00:03:20,323 --> 00:03:22,553 Okay, we'll get this printed up 26 00:03:22,643 --> 00:03:25,521 and if I could have that key, please, we're all set. 27 00:03:25,603 --> 00:03:26,718 Yes. 28 00:03:27,563 --> 00:03:31,636 Can I ask, incidentally, what made you decide to place your property with our firm? 29 00:03:32,203 --> 00:03:35,832 Just the name I suppose. Tends to stick in your mind, doesn't it? 30 00:03:36,123 --> 00:03:37,954 Rush and Butcher. 31 00:03:38,363 --> 00:03:40,797 Makes you think of Stalin's death camps. 32 00:03:42,083 --> 00:03:44,119 I suppose everyone says that. 33 00:03:44,203 --> 00:03:49,072 Not really. Fingers crossed then. Got a couple of possibles for tomorrow. 34 00:03:49,443 --> 00:03:52,401 - Will you be back at work then? - Back on the rat run. 35 00:03:53,163 --> 00:03:55,836 There's this lovely old chap actually, two doors along, 36 00:03:55,923 --> 00:03:57,959 he gives me a lift to the station. 37 00:04:11,563 --> 00:04:14,839 Of course, he's not only lovely to me, he's lovely to everyone, 38 00:04:14,923 --> 00:04:17,756 which, obviously, I have to build into my schedule. 39 00:04:17,843 --> 00:04:21,199 But, I don't know, I just find myself wondering sometimes... 40 00:04:21,283 --> 00:04:22,557 Move! 41 00:04:22,643 --> 00:04:25,157 ...when did those values go out of fashion? 42 00:05:01,563 --> 00:05:04,600 What if that woman can read my mind? 43 00:05:06,763 --> 00:05:10,551 Oh, God, that's a terrifying thought. You're turning into a mad person. 44 00:05:11,843 --> 00:05:13,640 But what if she can? 45 00:05:14,403 --> 00:05:16,075 Hello? 46 00:05:17,323 --> 00:05:20,474 Of course she can't. It's completely impossible. 47 00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:29,118 Well, just don't think about her wig, that's all, to be on the safe side. 48 00:05:32,243 --> 00:05:35,918 And if you have to think about it, think only nice things. 49 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:38,881 Do not think about how hideous it looks. 50 00:05:39,763 --> 00:05:42,516 I mean, the colour for a start, it's a car crash! 51 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:49,402 Will you try and settle down? 52 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:53,078 What it must be like to just breeze through life instead of feeling as if... 53 00:05:53,163 --> 00:05:55,996 you're under this giant microscope all the while. 54 00:05:57,403 --> 00:06:01,635 I don't suppose there's another person in the whole world who gets hung up on these things. 55 00:06:03,683 --> 00:06:06,880 MAN: Any second now it's going to change. You know it. 56 00:06:07,883 --> 00:06:11,842 'Cause, I mean, we're almost there. GBP9, I give him a 10. 57 00:06:11,923 --> 00:06:13,800 "Keep the change."It's perfect. 58 00:06:14,643 --> 00:06:19,000 If it can just stay on nine till we pull up, just a couple more yards. 59 00:06:19,883 --> 00:06:21,601 There you go! 60 00:06:22,563 --> 00:06:25,441 Now we're into a complete recalculation. 61 00:06:25,563 --> 00:06:30,432 Now I've got to add to the note. It's 80p, what kind of tip is that? 62 00:06:31,243 --> 00:06:33,632 It's like, "Don't insult me." 63 00:06:33,843 --> 00:06:37,677 So now, because I came out without coins, I've got to give him two 10s. 64 00:06:38,603 --> 00:06:42,152 Two GBP10 notes for a 9.20 fare. 65 00:06:42,683 --> 00:06:45,641 And say what? "Take a pound for yourself." 66 00:06:45,723 --> 00:06:47,520 It's so patronising. 67 00:06:48,083 --> 00:06:51,871 And then he's going to have to fiddle about in that big bag of change... 68 00:06:51,963 --> 00:06:55,478 Oh, God, why is this always so difficult? 69 00:06:56,163 --> 00:06:58,597 No wonder I've got hypertension. 70 00:06:58,683 --> 00:07:02,039 163 over 90. Sorry about that. 71 00:07:02,363 --> 00:07:07,198 The doctor said if it hadn't come down, he'd try me on this... What is it? 72 00:07:07,323 --> 00:07:11,794 - Bendroflumethiazide? - Yes, it's a diuretic. It can often help. 73 00:07:12,443 --> 00:07:14,320 Of course, you'll end up going a lot more. 74 00:07:14,403 --> 00:07:17,315 So, any long car journeys, I'd keep a bottle handy. 75 00:07:17,963 --> 00:07:20,875 No, I'm serious. You could traumatise your bladder. 76 00:07:22,523 --> 00:07:25,720 - Have you ever had this done before? - No, but it's... 77 00:07:25,803 --> 00:07:28,271 the same principle as the electric chair, right? 78 00:07:29,203 --> 00:07:32,240 Of course, driving. I'm always a wreck anyway. 79 00:07:32,323 --> 00:07:34,917 That's why I got a cab here, to try and relax. 80 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:37,281 Big mistake. 81 00:07:37,363 --> 00:07:40,594 Of course, it didn't help I'd read this story in the paper. 82 00:07:40,963 --> 00:07:43,841 The Earth's going to be hit by an asteroid. 83 00:07:44,403 --> 00:07:46,280 Did you see that? 84 00:07:46,363 --> 00:07:50,481 Forty years from now, they're talking a 12% probability... 85 00:07:50,563 --> 00:07:53,839 of a headlong collision that'll wipe out the whole of mankind. 86 00:07:54,163 --> 00:07:57,838 Okay, now if you can just lie still and breathe normally for me. 87 00:08:01,843 --> 00:08:03,993 So, how's the comedy-writing going? 88 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,472 Don't think I've seen your name come up lately. 89 00:08:06,603 --> 00:08:09,117 Not that I watch that much on the box these days. 90 00:08:09,203 --> 00:08:11,922 - One or two of the nature programmes. - Uh-huh. 91 00:08:12,003 --> 00:08:15,359 The BBC, The Natural World. 92 00:08:15,443 --> 00:08:18,640 Oh, right. Last night was the hyenas, yeah. 93 00:08:19,363 --> 00:08:22,161 Ruined by all the canned laughter, of course. 94 00:08:22,443 --> 00:08:25,355 - Sorry? - No, I was just being fashionable. 95 00:08:25,803 --> 00:08:27,839 Well, can't see any problems there, 96 00:08:27,923 --> 00:08:30,642 but we'll get it all sent off and properly checked over. 97 00:08:30,723 --> 00:08:33,601 I've been doing a lot of work in the theatre so... 98 00:08:35,123 --> 00:08:39,958 Though I am having lunch today with this supposedly hotshot TV producer. 99 00:08:40,763 --> 00:08:45,439 Said she wants to pick my brains. Probably about some cranky new idea, 100 00:08:45,523 --> 00:08:48,959 like, for a sitcom set in a hollow tree or something. 101 00:08:49,803 --> 00:08:51,998 Incidentally, how are things with you? 102 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:54,677 You must be getting pretty excited. What is it, a month to go? 103 00:08:54,763 --> 00:08:58,802 Masses to do and no time to do it. Never get married, Mr Raymond. 104 00:08:58,883 --> 00:09:01,795 Ah! Well, now we're talking science fiction. 105 00:09:01,883 --> 00:09:04,033 I used to think that, but... 106 00:09:04,123 --> 00:09:08,082 You know, these days, with all the stupid pressure you have to deal with. 107 00:09:08,163 --> 00:09:12,076 And if you're in your 30s and still single then you're Bridget Jones. 108 00:09:13,203 --> 00:09:18,072 I mean, life is life, you can't make it happen. I was just very lucky. 109 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:23,518 Yeah, 'cause I guess here we all are in this great cosmic nature programme... 110 00:09:23,603 --> 00:09:27,881 And you can never tell, believe me, where your heart's going to take you. 111 00:09:27,963 --> 00:09:31,239 - With my luck, the cardiology ward. - Go away. 112 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:50,200 Look, do hang on to the receipt, just in case. 113 00:09:50,283 --> 00:09:51,841 Thank you. Okay. 114 00:09:56,403 --> 00:09:59,793 My God, Ali, I don't know. You wouldn't recognise it, would you, 115 00:09:59,883 --> 00:10:03,000 if it jumped up and bit you? Did you see that? 116 00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:05,802 What are you blathering about now, Cleo? 117 00:10:05,883 --> 00:10:10,001 Why do you think he comes in twice a week? No one goes through that much aftershave. 118 00:10:10,083 --> 00:10:13,155 And when you're not about, I've seen him, he just goes away again. 119 00:10:13,243 --> 00:10:16,713 - He's smitten, sticks out a mile. - Grow up. 120 00:10:16,803 --> 00:10:20,398 Anyway, I've too many other things on my plate at the moment, I told you, 121 00:10:20,483 --> 00:10:22,872 to get drawn into your fantasy world. 122 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,478 Think we could do with a new tester on here, 123 00:10:26,563 --> 00:10:30,158 if you could uncouple your bottom from that stool for a moment? 124 00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:37,278 So why doesn't he say something, then? You've just got a vivid imagination. 125 00:10:37,363 --> 00:10:40,002 Trust me. I know the type he goes for. 126 00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:42,802 He went out with Noleen in John Lewis for a while. 127 00:10:42,883 --> 00:10:45,272 She said he was really nice, just not very pushy. 128 00:10:45,403 --> 00:10:48,679 Noleen? In John Lewis? 129 00:10:50,003 --> 00:10:54,758 - I don't think I find that very flattering. - It should be perfect for you, shouldn't it? 130 00:10:54,843 --> 00:10:56,720 To know he's not bothered about looks. 131 00:10:56,803 --> 00:10:59,271 You're always saying the guys you meet are too shallow. 132 00:10:59,363 --> 00:11:02,719 The only thing, he has got this one little quirk, 133 00:11:02,803 --> 00:11:05,795 which, of course, she couldn't deal with, which is why she dumped him. 134 00:11:05,883 --> 00:11:08,397 But then, of course, she hasn't got your sense of adventure. 135 00:11:08,483 --> 00:11:12,271 Listen, I'm not that adventurous... if it's anything to do with eels 136 00:11:12,363 --> 00:11:13,921 or mummification. 137 00:11:14,003 --> 00:11:17,791 He just happens to have a thing for feet. That's all it is. 138 00:11:17,883 --> 00:11:20,443 It's hardly even a perversion by today's standards. 139 00:11:20,523 --> 00:11:24,436 So long as your toenails are nice and clean. You wouldn't want him to get a throat infection. 140 00:11:24,523 --> 00:11:27,037 Can we talk about something else, please? 141 00:11:29,803 --> 00:11:31,873 Is Milly all right this morning? 142 00:11:31,963 --> 00:11:35,160 Oh, boyfriend trouble, I think. I'll have a word at lunch. 143 00:11:54,763 --> 00:11:58,472 - Gil? How are you? Gina Massey. - Yes, good to see you. 144 00:11:58,563 --> 00:12:02,351 - Hi. Have I kept you waiting long? I'm sorry. - No, just a few minutes. 145 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:07,801 - Would you like anything to drink? - I'm just going to have some still water with... 146 00:12:07,883 --> 00:12:09,760 - Have you got any fresh lime? - Yes. 147 00:12:09,843 --> 00:12:11,799 That'd be great, thanks. 148 00:12:13,283 --> 00:12:17,640 Can I ask, are you comfortable here? We can move to another table. 149 00:12:18,483 --> 00:12:22,920 This is perfect. Don't you just love the feel of this place, the whole energy here? 150 00:12:23,803 --> 00:12:26,715 Anything to get out of that high-rise sweat-box. 151 00:12:26,803 --> 00:12:30,557 I'm really not an indoor person at all if you want the truth, but... 152 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:34,075 So listen, did Karen explain to you what we're up to? 153 00:12:34,163 --> 00:12:37,712 Just that you were trying to get some writers together for this new project. 154 00:12:37,803 --> 00:12:42,115 Okay, basically, it's six hours, each one self-contained, 155 00:12:42,203 --> 00:12:46,481 which the network have already bought in principle, called Love Soup. 156 00:12:47,243 --> 00:12:51,202 The brief being as wide as you want to make it, a comedy about relationships. 157 00:12:51,283 --> 00:12:53,319 From there, it's over to you. 158 00:12:53,403 --> 00:12:56,793 You know, because I'm not a writer, that's what we pay you guys to do. 159 00:12:56,883 --> 00:12:58,601 I'm a great believer in that. 160 00:12:58,683 --> 00:13:02,835 Give good people the freedom to express themselves, you'll get good work. 161 00:13:02,923 --> 00:13:06,472 Love Soup? Did you come up with that? 162 00:13:06,563 --> 00:13:08,474 - You hate it, okay. - Your water. 163 00:13:08,563 --> 00:13:12,602 - Thanks. - No, not at all, it's good. 164 00:13:15,563 --> 00:13:17,440 So should we order...? 165 00:13:19,923 --> 00:13:22,596 I mean, I just think it's typical of my luck, that's all. 166 00:13:22,683 --> 00:13:26,676 I meet this really great bloke, I'm completely mad about, he's mad about me. 167 00:13:26,763 --> 00:13:30,199 And when he said, "I must warn you, my grandparents came from Germany," 168 00:13:30,283 --> 00:13:34,196 - I was like, "Yeah, okay. So what?" - It's not like they were Nazis or anything. 169 00:13:34,283 --> 00:13:36,922 You know, it's ancient history, right? 170 00:13:37,003 --> 00:13:40,200 And then when he told me his surname was Alzheimer. 171 00:13:40,283 --> 00:13:43,480 Because for two weeks I'd just known him as Kevin. 172 00:13:43,563 --> 00:13:47,442 Now, that is a bummer, Milly, I've got to be honest. What are the chances? 173 00:13:47,523 --> 00:13:50,401 I mean, he's all right at the moment, obviously, but... 174 00:13:50,523 --> 00:13:53,276 - How do you mean? - Well, we don't know, do we? 175 00:13:53,363 --> 00:13:57,595 If it was in his family to start with and it's still lurking about somewhere in the genes? 176 00:13:57,683 --> 00:14:00,834 That's where you lose all your memory and everything, right? 177 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,278 That's what my grandad died of. 178 00:14:03,363 --> 00:14:08,198 Well, it wasn't exactly what he died of, was it? He just forgot to put his seat belt on. 179 00:14:08,283 --> 00:14:11,514 You see, I don't think it was the person who first had the disease. 180 00:14:11,603 --> 00:14:14,959 I think it was probably named after the doctor who discovered it so, you know, 181 00:14:15,043 --> 00:14:17,557 he could have quite a distinguished family history. 182 00:14:17,643 --> 00:14:19,474 Yeah, but... 183 00:14:20,403 --> 00:14:23,361 what kind of a name is that to go through married life with? 184 00:14:23,443 --> 00:14:27,880 Mrs Milly Alzheimer? "The doctor will see you now, Mrs Alzheimer." 185 00:14:28,443 --> 00:14:30,240 All the jokes you'd get, 186 00:14:30,323 --> 00:14:33,360 like if our children were the first to turn up at a party or something, 187 00:14:33,443 --> 00:14:35,638 "Oh, dear, we've got early Alzheimers." 188 00:14:35,723 --> 00:14:39,079 Do you think he'd consider changing it, then? To something like Bruckheimer... 189 00:14:39,163 --> 00:14:43,236 Did anyone read about this asteroid? It's absolutely incredible. 190 00:14:43,323 --> 00:14:47,362 That's not going to embarrass the little ones, is it? One of the co-producers of Batman. 191 00:14:47,443 --> 00:14:52,119 Forty years from now, they're saying if it hits us, it will be the end of life on this planet. 192 00:14:52,203 --> 00:14:54,842 That's a bit of a worry, isn't it? 193 00:14:54,923 --> 00:14:56,754 Why is it only on page five? 194 00:14:56,843 --> 00:14:59,437 Well, I don't suppose there's anything we can do about it. 195 00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:03,516 But doesn't that totally terrify you, that one day we might all just be complete... 196 00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:09,036 Is it my imagination or have you... 197 00:15:10,123 --> 00:15:12,432 perked up a bit in the last half hour? 198 00:15:12,523 --> 00:15:15,720 She just wants to get noticed by the new security guy when he comes in. 199 00:15:15,803 --> 00:15:18,681 If he comes in. Suppose there's still time. 200 00:15:20,243 --> 00:15:24,441 All right, I had to cheat a little. Sometimes nature needs a helping hand. 201 00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:26,479 And Plasticine's so versatile. 202 00:15:27,403 --> 00:15:29,439 Yes, all the same, 203 00:15:29,523 --> 00:15:33,835 if you can make sure Wallace and Gromit are gone by the time we get back to the counter. 204 00:15:34,563 --> 00:15:38,397 I don't know, what is it with you people? The only topic of conversation is men. 205 00:15:38,483 --> 00:15:42,158 How to get them, what happens when you've got them, and then how to get rid of them. 206 00:15:42,243 --> 00:15:44,632 God, it's all I ever hear, is men. 207 00:15:45,803 --> 00:15:47,634 She needs a man. 208 00:15:47,723 --> 00:15:50,362 Come on, Ali, it's not rocket salad. 209 00:15:50,443 --> 00:15:53,753 And you know what I said before, if you're looking for a dead cert... 210 00:15:53,843 --> 00:15:55,879 Thank you, Cleo, no. 211 00:15:55,963 --> 00:15:58,557 I am not going out with a foot fetishist. 212 00:15:59,363 --> 00:16:01,240 I caught a few Lollipop Men, 213 00:16:01,323 --> 00:16:04,633 which I thought, considering it was quite a safe, ensemble piece, 214 00:16:04,723 --> 00:16:07,362 there were some nice edgy things in there. Did it do well? 215 00:16:07,443 --> 00:16:12,722 Sadly, yes. But I said no to the next series 'cause I feel I've been there too many times. 216 00:16:12,803 --> 00:16:15,033 Because you did a lot of sitcom work back home. 217 00:16:15,123 --> 00:16:18,354 Eight years, making shit-loads of money and... 218 00:16:18,443 --> 00:16:22,436 I mean, just sitting in a room all day with a bunch of guys trading lines, 219 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:26,641 you know, and everyone's there trying to top each other's gag, but... 220 00:16:26,723 --> 00:16:31,751 It's all so mechanistic, you know, with wall-to-wall put-downs 221 00:16:31,843 --> 00:16:33,993 and smart aleck remarks. 222 00:16:34,083 --> 00:16:36,995 You've got all these Neanderthals from the network 223 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,836 who think they've discovered the secret of comedy, 224 00:16:39,923 --> 00:16:43,916 which actually no one in the world knows, certainly not me. 225 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:47,236 Like it's just a recipe for a soufflé or something. 226 00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:52,798 - Sorry, I didn't come here to sermonise. - No, it's really interesting. 227 00:16:52,883 --> 00:16:57,081 Because, it's like, intellectuals can only intellectualise. 228 00:16:57,163 --> 00:17:01,600 Anything that's just intuitive that they can't dissect, or explain, 229 00:17:01,683 --> 00:17:04,481 frustrates the hell out of them. I've always thought that. 230 00:17:05,363 --> 00:17:08,719 Absolutely. Yes, that's absolutely it. 231 00:17:11,483 --> 00:17:15,556 - So, then, what brought you to England? - What else? A woman. 232 00:17:16,163 --> 00:17:19,155 Her name was Lucy. She worked for an English production company 233 00:17:19,243 --> 00:17:21,313 I was involved with for a while. 234 00:17:21,443 --> 00:17:27,200 And it was, you know, a life-changing decision. I sold my house in the valley, everything. 235 00:17:27,283 --> 00:17:30,400 Bought this lovely old place in the country here 236 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,600 where we were going to grow old together and... 237 00:17:34,643 --> 00:17:38,113 You know, I'm off the plane three hours... 238 00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:41,237 How can you have found someone else? Is this a joke? 239 00:17:41,323 --> 00:17:43,996 All right! Stop making me feel so shitty about it, okay? 240 00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:47,393 I mean, how do you think I feel as the guilty party in all this? 241 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:50,600 It's not as if I planned for it to happen, he just landed in my lap. 242 00:17:50,683 --> 00:17:54,358 - I'll bet he enjoyed that. - I can't explain it, Robby can't explain it. 243 00:17:54,443 --> 00:17:56,479 It's just like the two of us have this chemistry. 244 00:17:56,563 --> 00:17:59,361 Yeah, so did Watson and Crick, they didn't sleep together! 245 00:17:59,443 --> 00:18:02,879 So here I am, jilted for a man named Robby. 246 00:18:04,043 --> 00:18:06,432 Gosh, we're so fickle, aren't we? 247 00:18:08,243 --> 00:18:13,237 But there you go, if all that hadn't happened, I wouldn't be sitting with you here today so... 248 00:18:15,363 --> 00:18:17,354 - Great. - Thank you very much. 249 00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:21,758 - Incidentally, that was great, thanks. - You're very welcome. 250 00:18:22,803 --> 00:18:27,354 Listen, I've written this play, I don't know if it would interest you. 251 00:18:27,443 --> 00:18:31,197 It's kind of like a little fringe thing on Friday, about a couple of young guys 252 00:18:31,283 --> 00:18:35,117 who were working the clubs in Greenwich Village, New York, back in the '60s, 253 00:18:35,203 --> 00:18:39,082 who are one day destined to grow into these two great cultural icons. 254 00:18:39,163 --> 00:18:42,872 One's a comedian and one's a folk singer. It's a kind of a, what do you call it, 255 00:18:42,963 --> 00:18:46,114 a roman à clef, called The Joker To The Thief. 256 00:18:46,203 --> 00:18:49,559 I mean, you know, I don't suppose 257 00:18:49,643 --> 00:18:53,556 - it's something that really falls within your... - It sounds great. 258 00:18:53,643 --> 00:18:58,114 - Next Friday? Can I come? - Yeah, I'd love you to come. 259 00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:02,037 I mean, as long as you're aware, that's all, that we're still breaking it in. 260 00:19:02,123 --> 00:19:05,001 So, great, I'll organise... 261 00:19:06,683 --> 00:19:08,674 - two tickets, then? - Would you? 262 00:19:08,763 --> 00:19:11,880 And let me make a note of that or I know I'll forget. 263 00:19:11,963 --> 00:19:15,160 - The Joker and the Thief. - No, that's The Joker To The Thief. 264 00:19:15,243 --> 00:19:19,521 It's from All Along the Watchtower. You know, "There must be some way out of here." 265 00:19:19,603 --> 00:19:23,596 Hang on. I've got a meeting at 5:30. Might go on for a bit. 266 00:19:23,683 --> 00:19:25,196 Okay, well... 267 00:19:25,283 --> 00:19:29,162 Why don't you leave my ticket at the box office? Just in case I'm not there in time. 268 00:19:29,243 --> 00:19:33,919 And maybe we could have a drink afterwards, whatever, and talk about it. 269 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,272 Move! 270 00:21:09,683 --> 00:21:12,914 Well, who else could it be? She's the only one with a key. 271 00:21:13,003 --> 00:21:15,233 Besides, I recognised the colour. 272 00:21:15,323 --> 00:21:18,793 And it's obviously been more than once, the way that fabric conditioner's gone down. 273 00:21:18,883 --> 00:21:21,192 Well, you want to complain. Definitely. 274 00:21:21,283 --> 00:21:23,433 Because, I mean, that is seriously not on. 275 00:21:23,523 --> 00:21:25,718 Good morning. What's happening? What've I missed? 276 00:21:25,803 --> 00:21:29,512 Ali found an estate agent's bra in her washing machine. 277 00:21:29,603 --> 00:21:33,198 - Get out of town! That's outrageous. - Can you believe that? 278 00:21:33,283 --> 00:21:37,196 When she's supposed to have been showing people around. I don't know, 279 00:21:37,283 --> 00:21:40,832 you give people access to your property, suddenly they're bringing in laundry. 280 00:21:40,923 --> 00:21:44,313 No, that is crossing the line, I'm sorry, of professional conduct. 281 00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:47,713 You do not want someone else's underwear anywhere near your food surfaces. 282 00:21:47,803 --> 00:21:50,033 Underwear and God knows what else. 283 00:21:50,123 --> 00:21:53,718 I left home in the morning, that dial was definitely set to colour-fast cotton. 284 00:21:53,803 --> 00:21:57,079 - And then when I get home... - Don't tell me, acrylics? 285 00:21:57,163 --> 00:22:00,599 The sheer gall of the woman. I mean, when you think of it, 286 00:22:00,683 --> 00:22:03,243 she could be doing anything in that place while I'm out. 287 00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:07,316 That's a point. She could be using it to have an affair with a married man 288 00:22:07,403 --> 00:22:09,075 - or something. - Oh, God, yeah! 289 00:22:09,163 --> 00:22:12,394 And then washing all the sheets and everything afterwards to cover her tracks. 290 00:22:12,483 --> 00:22:14,872 Do you think? What, and then ironing them? 291 00:22:14,963 --> 00:22:18,319 That depends. I suppose the fitted undersheet you wouldn't really need to. 292 00:22:18,403 --> 00:22:21,918 And you wouldn't want it to look too perfect or it'd be obvious what was going on. 293 00:22:22,003 --> 00:22:25,439 - So you think she'd just rough-dry them? - Then go over them with a cool iron. 294 00:22:25,523 --> 00:22:27,798 Might want to open the window for a bit to let it air. 295 00:22:27,883 --> 00:22:30,033 Yes, have you two finished? 296 00:22:30,123 --> 00:22:34,514 I mean, let's not build this up too far, shall we? Into a global conspiracy. 297 00:22:35,043 --> 00:22:37,398 She's been found out and that's that. 298 00:22:37,483 --> 00:22:41,761 And I shall be straight round their office tomorrow, I can tell you, to get that key back. 299 00:22:41,843 --> 00:22:45,040 Well, that's not going to be good enough, is it? What if she's made copies? 300 00:22:45,123 --> 00:22:48,479 - Are you serious? - Oh, God, Ali, you're so trusting. 301 00:22:48,563 --> 00:22:50,554 That's how people take advantage of you. 302 00:22:50,643 --> 00:22:53,601 If that was me, no argument, I'd get the locks changed. 303 00:22:56,243 --> 00:23:00,316 ANNOUNCER: Would all staff please return to your stations. The store is now open. 304 00:23:08,443 --> 00:23:11,321 GIL: No, that sounds very generous. 305 00:23:11,803 --> 00:23:16,160 Even minus your percentage, that's going to be... Yeah, fine. 306 00:23:17,283 --> 00:23:18,557 Sorry? 307 00:23:19,363 --> 00:23:21,752 Oh, surprisingly... 308 00:23:23,563 --> 00:23:25,599 Not what I expected, no. 309 00:23:25,683 --> 00:23:29,471 In fact, I think, you know, it could be quite a fun thing to do 310 00:23:29,563 --> 00:23:31,155 and quite liberating. 311 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,837 Plus, she's coming to see the play on Friday so... 312 00:23:33,923 --> 00:23:36,676 Well, you know... Anyway, we'll see. 313 00:23:38,763 --> 00:23:40,196 Now... 314 00:23:41,323 --> 00:23:45,794 I think I got my next door neighbours looming here so I'm going to have to go. 315 00:23:46,123 --> 00:23:49,354 No, they're nice people, it's just... 316 00:23:49,443 --> 00:23:52,879 they never wear enough clothes for my liking in this weather. 317 00:23:52,963 --> 00:23:56,273 And, you know, I could do without all that moist flesh on my upholstery. 318 00:23:57,923 --> 00:23:58,799 Okay, Tim, I'll see you tomorrow. 319 00:24:00,323 --> 00:24:02,996 - Hey, how are you? - Gil, how are you doing? 320 00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:05,756 Not interrupting your creative flow, are we? 321 00:24:06,443 --> 00:24:09,594 Probably glad of a breather, I'll bet. Hot day like this. 322 00:24:09,683 --> 00:24:11,719 - It's gorgeous! - Isn't it? 323 00:24:11,803 --> 00:24:15,398 - Erm... can I get you anything to drink? - We can't stay long. 324 00:24:15,483 --> 00:24:18,680 But, thank you. A little water, I think, would be nice, wouldn't it? 325 00:24:18,763 --> 00:24:21,072 - Yeah. - Water? Yeah, okay. 326 00:24:23,043 --> 00:24:27,161 Yes. Just wondering if we could ask our usual favour of you, Gil? 327 00:24:27,243 --> 00:24:30,713 Saturday week, we're off to Irene's sister's for a long weekend. 328 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,919 - You know, down in St Ives. - It should be nice. 329 00:24:33,003 --> 00:24:36,393 With my new digital camera someone bought me for my birthday. 330 00:24:36,483 --> 00:24:39,919 Yeah, she's been having fun with that thing. She's gone real digital junkie. 331 00:24:40,003 --> 00:24:42,676 - Stuck in front of that computer. - I'm guessing you'd like 332 00:24:42,763 --> 00:24:45,357 the old tomatoes watered while you're gone. No problem. 333 00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:48,913 - Would you mind? Just be four days. - Absolutely. No, my pleasure. 334 00:24:49,323 --> 00:24:51,632 - Good. - Bless you, that'll be a real big help. 335 00:24:54,603 --> 00:24:57,276 So, are things good with you, Bob? You're looking well. 336 00:24:57,363 --> 00:24:59,513 Well, not missing the bank, that's for sure. 337 00:24:59,603 --> 00:25:02,322 I think I told you, I'm at the gym three times a week now. 338 00:25:02,403 --> 00:25:06,362 I try and eat sensibly, you know. Now I just have to watch the old whisky levels. 339 00:25:06,443 --> 00:25:09,321 - You are very disciplined. - That's right, I meant to say. 340 00:25:09,403 --> 00:25:11,519 - You go to the Pineways Health Club, right? - Yeah. 341 00:25:11,603 --> 00:25:14,117 I was down there this morning, signing up. 342 00:25:14,203 --> 00:25:17,673 You know, I'm on all these diuretics and stuff for my blood pressure... 343 00:25:17,763 --> 00:25:19,958 - Of course. - Got to get more exercise in. 344 00:25:20,043 --> 00:25:24,480 - You'll have a great time in that place. - You've been going there, what, three years? 345 00:25:24,563 --> 00:25:26,713 They got all the gear, personal trainers... 346 00:25:26,803 --> 00:25:31,081 I know, if they can just come around and prise me out of bed in the morning. That would be... 347 00:25:31,163 --> 00:25:33,836 You know, with a tyre lever or something. 348 00:25:35,723 --> 00:25:38,442 Oh, but what about that guy Tuesday morning? 349 00:25:39,523 --> 00:25:43,072 Collapsed and died on the running machine. Wow. 350 00:25:43,163 --> 00:25:48,112 Right in front of everyone. I mean, he was in his 70s, these things happen, but... 351 00:25:50,203 --> 00:25:53,957 You were at the gym Tuesday morning. You didn't say anything about this. 352 00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:58,591 Well, no, obviously because it would have upset you to hear about it so... 353 00:25:58,683 --> 00:26:01,675 - Well, it would. - I mean, God, it upset me. 354 00:26:02,323 --> 00:26:05,952 I mean, poor old guy just lying there. Terrible thing. 355 00:26:08,563 --> 00:26:12,238 Incidentally, if you find any ripe ones out there, you know the drill, just help yourself. 356 00:26:12,323 --> 00:26:15,201 - They're lovely and sweet. - Yeah. Great. I'll do that. 357 00:26:15,283 --> 00:26:19,481 - We're going to have masses, as ever. - Definitely. I'll keep my eye out. Thanks. 358 00:26:19,563 --> 00:26:22,794 Yeah. 'Cause we got to look after our prostates, right? 359 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:27,792 Didn't I read that somewhere, tomatoes are really good for all that? 360 00:26:27,883 --> 00:26:30,841 So I believe, especially when they're in a tin for some reason. 361 00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:34,199 Personally, I would never keep my prostate in a tin 362 00:26:34,283 --> 00:26:37,559 because, you know, it is inconvenient, to say the least. 363 00:26:41,323 --> 00:26:44,315 No, I just think it's odd you didn't say anything. That's all. 364 00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:47,361 Because I distinctly remember when you came home I asked you, 365 00:26:47,443 --> 00:26:50,594 "How did it go today?" And you made a big joke about it. 366 00:26:50,963 --> 00:26:53,636 You said, "Oh, I think this exercise is really doing me good." 367 00:26:53,723 --> 00:26:56,681 And then suddenly clutched your chest and started staggering about 368 00:26:56,763 --> 00:26:59,755 as if you were having a heart attack. I mean... 369 00:27:00,683 --> 00:27:03,800 after you've just seen someone having a fatal coronary? 370 00:27:04,963 --> 00:27:09,639 - Doesn't sound as if you were that upset. - No, I suppose, in hindsight maybe... 371 00:27:09,723 --> 00:27:13,796 it was my way of dealing with it. Sorry. 372 00:27:13,883 --> 00:27:16,397 You know, I didn't really think it through. 373 00:27:18,683 --> 00:27:21,516 Well, we should go, I think. 374 00:27:21,603 --> 00:27:24,322 - Let you get on with your life. - Okay, well... 375 00:27:24,403 --> 00:27:26,200 While we get on with ours. 376 00:27:26,283 --> 00:27:31,403 Don't you dare talk to me about the truth when our whole relationship has been one big lie. 377 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:34,202 Sweetheart, please. Can't we just sit down and talk about this? 378 00:27:34,283 --> 00:27:36,672 - This is yours, I think. - Steady on. 379 00:27:36,763 --> 00:27:40,073 - And these are all yours. - Oh, God, no. 380 00:27:40,683 --> 00:27:42,435 Bob, what the hell's going on? 381 00:27:42,523 --> 00:27:45,720 I just hope you're happy now. You've totally destroyed my life. 382 00:27:45,803 --> 00:27:48,158 - Thank you very much. - What did I do? 383 00:27:48,243 --> 00:27:49,995 What didn't you do? 384 00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:52,756 Opened your great big mouth so now the genie's out of the bottle. 385 00:27:52,843 --> 00:27:55,118 And I'm out on the street. Thanks a bundle. 386 00:27:55,203 --> 00:27:57,797 Just because you didn't tell her what happened in the gym? 387 00:27:57,883 --> 00:28:01,000 I wasn't in the gym. I never go to the bloody gym. 388 00:28:01,083 --> 00:28:04,758 For God's sake, I get my exercise elsewhere. 389 00:28:05,603 --> 00:28:07,275 What are you talking about? 390 00:28:07,363 --> 00:28:09,638 Do you know how hard it is to effect that kind of cover? 391 00:28:09,723 --> 00:28:11,998 Have you any idea the work involved? 392 00:28:12,083 --> 00:28:15,234 - I don't understand. - No, you don't understand anything 393 00:28:15,323 --> 00:28:18,076 about how a marriage works after 25 years. 394 00:28:18,163 --> 00:28:22,236 How much I still love my wife and how a little stress relief 395 00:28:22,323 --> 00:28:25,872 three times a week with a professional lady never hurt anything or anyone 396 00:28:25,963 --> 00:28:27,840 until you came along. 397 00:28:29,043 --> 00:28:33,400 - That's yours and that's yours and this is yours. - Please. 398 00:28:34,323 --> 00:28:36,473 And aren't we forgetting one more thing? 399 00:28:36,563 --> 00:28:38,235 No, Irene. 400 00:28:38,323 --> 00:28:40,359 I think this is yours. 401 00:28:41,323 --> 00:28:42,597 Oh! 402 00:28:43,523 --> 00:28:46,276 For mercy's sake, Irene, please. 403 00:28:46,643 --> 00:28:48,713 Now just go! 404 00:28:49,563 --> 00:28:52,600 God, this is just... I mean, what are you trying to do to me? 405 00:28:52,683 --> 00:28:56,756 - God Almighty. - And don't ever come back! 406 00:28:59,723 --> 00:29:04,433 Maybe I'm overreacting, I don't know. She was so apologetic on the phone. 407 00:29:04,523 --> 00:29:08,357 I mean, practically in tears. How unprofessional it was. 408 00:29:08,443 --> 00:29:10,877 What would happen if her boss found out? 409 00:29:10,963 --> 00:29:14,160 She's promised faithfully to send me another bottle of Comfort. 410 00:29:14,243 --> 00:29:18,555 No, you're being very sensible. A thing like that happens, you don't take chances. 411 00:29:19,363 --> 00:29:21,194 Some of the stories I could tell you. 412 00:29:21,283 --> 00:29:26,198 Right, I bet you get to hear about some real nasty happenings in your business. 413 00:29:26,283 --> 00:29:30,435 An old girlfriend of mine once said to me, "People are gross." 414 00:29:31,163 --> 00:29:32,881 I always remember that. 415 00:29:32,963 --> 00:29:36,035 We are supposed to be evolving as a species, don't they say? 416 00:29:37,043 --> 00:29:40,592 - God help us in 100 years' time. - I know, it's like even when you look back 417 00:29:40,683 --> 00:29:43,561 at those quiz shows from just 20 years ago. 418 00:29:44,043 --> 00:29:48,036 People who went on them had a certain humility and dignity. 419 00:29:48,123 --> 00:29:50,193 Today it would just be seen as wet. 420 00:29:51,683 --> 00:29:54,402 Let not Ambition mock their useful toil 421 00:29:55,763 --> 00:29:59,233 their homely joys, and destiny obscure. 422 00:30:00,843 --> 00:30:02,162 Gray's Elegy. 423 00:30:03,803 --> 00:30:06,363 It was one of my father's favourite poems. 424 00:30:06,443 --> 00:30:09,355 It just completely summed up the sort of man he was. 425 00:30:11,163 --> 00:30:12,755 All his life... 426 00:30:13,283 --> 00:30:15,922 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... 427 00:30:16,403 --> 00:30:17,722 No, no, no. 428 00:30:18,243 --> 00:30:21,553 It's just, my father only died a month ago so... 429 00:30:21,883 --> 00:30:23,077 Oh, no. 430 00:30:23,163 --> 00:30:25,757 He'd been very poorly for about 18 months. 431 00:30:26,923 --> 00:30:32,555 But it didn't help that some bastard, pardon my language, 432 00:30:32,643 --> 00:30:36,636 broke into his flat and started knocking him about for his pension. 433 00:30:38,123 --> 00:30:40,762 If you'd seen the state he left him in. 434 00:30:42,803 --> 00:30:44,998 Five broken bones, 435 00:30:45,083 --> 00:30:47,392 33 stitches needed in his face. 436 00:30:48,323 --> 00:30:50,473 And I don't suppose they ever caught him. 437 00:30:50,563 --> 00:30:52,713 Caught him... 438 00:30:52,803 --> 00:30:57,081 but couldn't make the charges stick because my dad was half blind. 439 00:30:59,083 --> 00:31:00,994 But he knew who did it. 440 00:31:03,283 --> 00:31:07,720 Anyway, I don't suppose we're going to put the world to rights, are we, between us? 441 00:31:07,803 --> 00:31:10,317 However hard we try so... 442 00:31:12,603 --> 00:31:15,197 No, but then again... 443 00:31:15,283 --> 00:31:17,274 we could try a bit harder. 444 00:31:22,243 --> 00:31:25,553 Look, apart from anything else, don't you think that's a public health hazard? 445 00:31:25,643 --> 00:31:28,111 And, frankly, I don't see why I should have to put up with it. 446 00:31:28,203 --> 00:31:30,763 You have got a lavatory in this flat, I take it? 447 00:31:30,843 --> 00:31:33,038 Excuse me, would you mind lowering your voice? 448 00:31:33,123 --> 00:31:35,398 I've got a six-month-old baby in there trying to sleep. 449 00:31:35,483 --> 00:31:37,758 It's a good thing I haven't got a window box. 450 00:31:37,843 --> 00:31:40,801 You call yourself a mother, I suggest you try bringing him up a bit better. 451 00:31:40,883 --> 00:31:43,522 I don't think I need a lecture on parenting skills from you. 452 00:31:43,603 --> 00:31:46,436 How many children have you brought into the world, I wonder? 453 00:31:46,523 --> 00:31:48,354 I've told him it's wrong and he mustn't do it. 454 00:31:48,443 --> 00:31:52,152 He's just going through a dysfunctional phase where he needs to express himself. 455 00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:55,713 Yes, well, maybe you need to make the point a little more firmly. 456 00:31:55,803 --> 00:31:58,920 - Are you suggesting I should hit my son? - When did I say that? 457 00:31:59,003 --> 00:32:01,915 Give him a good clip round the ear? That'll soon knock some sense into him. 458 00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:03,914 Now you're just putting words in my mouth. 459 00:32:04,003 --> 00:32:06,392 I think we all know where you stand on the issues of the day. 460 00:32:06,483 --> 00:32:09,475 Maybe you hadn't noticed. We're not living in Victorian England anymore. 461 00:32:09,563 --> 00:32:12,555 - You should learn to be a bit more tolerant. - Victorian... 462 00:32:12,643 --> 00:32:15,794 Now just a minute. I beg your pardon. 463 00:32:26,723 --> 00:32:28,998 Well, that could have gone better. 464 00:32:29,443 --> 00:32:33,675 So now I feel like Rhodes Boyson or someone. Why didn't you stop me? 465 00:32:33,763 --> 00:32:36,755 - Is this the final damage? - Lf you wouldn't mind. 466 00:32:36,843 --> 00:32:41,200 To Adam Coates, please. C-O-A-T-E-S. 467 00:32:43,243 --> 00:32:46,315 I don't know. Don't see me ever selling this place now. 468 00:32:47,363 --> 00:32:49,354 I'm obviously just stuck here. 469 00:32:49,443 --> 00:32:51,957 With one expense after another. 470 00:32:52,043 --> 00:32:54,876 Oh, dear. Sounds like you need cheering up. 471 00:32:55,283 --> 00:32:58,798 No, come in. I was just sorting out some more things. 472 00:32:58,883 --> 00:33:00,635 Trying to get my head around it all. 473 00:33:00,723 --> 00:33:03,362 I'm probably the last person you'd want to see right now, 474 00:33:03,443 --> 00:33:05,673 but when I heard that gunshot... 475 00:33:05,763 --> 00:33:08,072 Yes, well... 476 00:33:08,163 --> 00:33:10,723 That was just me being bitter and twisted. 477 00:33:10,803 --> 00:33:13,601 Something else for him to collect in the morning. 478 00:33:15,003 --> 00:33:16,482 Have a seat. 479 00:33:16,563 --> 00:33:19,282 All that stuff out there with you and Bob 480 00:33:19,363 --> 00:33:22,116 really churned me up inside, you know, the whole thing. 481 00:33:22,203 --> 00:33:24,922 I mean, you make one innocent remark like that and... 482 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,517 It's not the fact that he was seeing a prostitute. 483 00:33:27,603 --> 00:33:29,958 It's the fact that he lied to me. 484 00:33:30,043 --> 00:33:33,240 Is that how it's supposed to go? Well, I'm sorry. 485 00:33:33,323 --> 00:33:37,635 It is the fact that he was seeing a prostitute. And the fact that he lied to me. 486 00:33:37,723 --> 00:33:40,521 I mean, how does he think I'm going to react to something like that? 487 00:33:40,603 --> 00:33:43,640 That I'm just going to roll over, like she does, and take it? 488 00:33:43,723 --> 00:33:46,362 Still, as long as I know now that you're okay... 489 00:33:46,443 --> 00:33:49,560 And what's that supposed to mean? May I be so bold as to ask? 490 00:33:49,643 --> 00:33:51,361 "It was only sex." 491 00:33:51,443 --> 00:33:54,355 Like that's some kind of mitigating factor or something. 492 00:33:54,443 --> 00:33:58,038 And it's all okay because he doesn't love her or respect her. 493 00:33:58,123 --> 00:34:02,480 I said, "Listen, if that's how you show your respect for me, I can live without it." 494 00:34:02,563 --> 00:34:05,282 You'll probably want some time on your own right now, 495 00:34:05,363 --> 00:34:07,035 to get your thoughts together... 496 00:34:07,123 --> 00:34:10,399 Sex, right? Seems to be what it's all about. 497 00:34:10,483 --> 00:34:12,872 The wonderful F-word. God! 498 00:34:14,243 --> 00:34:16,677 Don't you think we were like that to begin with? 499 00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:21,120 Of course we were. F-wording each other's brains out! 500 00:34:21,203 --> 00:34:24,161 The way you do when it's all still an adventure. 501 00:34:24,243 --> 00:34:26,996 Sex is what brings you together. 502 00:34:27,083 --> 00:34:29,756 It's not what keeps you together. 503 00:34:29,843 --> 00:34:31,959 That's something else entirely. 504 00:34:35,203 --> 00:34:36,477 Black. 505 00:34:37,323 --> 00:34:39,837 He always had this thing for me in black. 506 00:34:40,523 --> 00:34:42,593 Whenever we'd go out for the night, 507 00:34:42,683 --> 00:34:45,834 I'd put on some short, clinging black dress. 508 00:34:46,883 --> 00:34:48,919 Really showed off my legs. 509 00:34:50,403 --> 00:34:53,156 I had great legs in those days. 510 00:34:53,243 --> 00:34:55,438 In sheer black tights. 511 00:34:55,523 --> 00:35:01,439 You know, that really fine, silky nylon that almost whispers when your thighs brush together. 512 00:35:03,483 --> 00:35:05,838 Black high-heeled shoes. 513 00:35:07,083 --> 00:35:09,392 God, he couldn't wait to get me home. 514 00:35:10,283 --> 00:35:13,195 And, of course, there'd be more of the same underneath. 515 00:35:13,603 --> 00:35:16,037 I mean, I could never see it but... 516 00:35:17,523 --> 00:35:19,798 he said that's how it was for most men. 517 00:35:21,163 --> 00:35:22,960 I can see the appeal. 518 00:35:24,643 --> 00:35:27,316 I mean, we all have our fantasies. 519 00:35:28,163 --> 00:35:31,633 I mean, I've never seen anything wrong with that. It's just... 520 00:35:32,723 --> 00:35:36,477 when you start putting them into practice is when it gets dangerous. 521 00:35:39,083 --> 00:35:42,120 Don't know if you're involved with anyone at the moment, Gil. 522 00:35:42,203 --> 00:35:45,752 Well, maybe something in the pipeline. Who knows? 523 00:35:48,403 --> 00:35:52,237 It's just so hard, you know, in this world. 524 00:35:54,323 --> 00:35:57,395 I mean, don't you ever wonder sometimes? 525 00:35:57,483 --> 00:36:02,238 What are the chances you'll ever meet that one human being... 526 00:36:02,803 --> 00:36:05,237 who's just really right for you? 527 00:36:05,323 --> 00:36:07,359 And so perfect? 528 00:36:08,003 --> 00:36:11,200 Not perfect in themselves but... 529 00:36:11,283 --> 00:36:12,921 perfect for you. 530 00:36:13,003 --> 00:36:16,962 So you know that whatever happens, they'll see it through your eyes 531 00:36:17,043 --> 00:36:19,034 and you'll see it through theirs. 532 00:36:19,123 --> 00:36:22,593 And there isn't anything life can throw at you 533 00:36:22,683 --> 00:36:25,197 that you won't get through together. 534 00:36:26,723 --> 00:36:29,191 I mean, I really used to believe that... 535 00:36:30,083 --> 00:36:32,677 in my soppy girlie way. 536 00:36:34,363 --> 00:36:38,322 That there was one person fate had put on earth for each of us. 537 00:36:39,603 --> 00:36:41,912 And that with Bob I'd found him. 538 00:36:46,123 --> 00:36:48,557 But, of course, the awful thing is... 539 00:36:50,443 --> 00:36:52,434 that person could exist... 540 00:36:54,643 --> 00:36:57,111 and we may never get to meet them. 541 00:37:01,523 --> 00:37:03,479 Here we go again. 542 00:37:09,963 --> 00:37:12,113 IRENE: Hello? Yes. 543 00:37:13,323 --> 00:37:16,599 Please, don't you dare start up with all that bullshit 544 00:37:16,683 --> 00:37:19,277 because it's all bullshit and you know it. 545 00:37:19,363 --> 00:37:22,799 Really? Well, you can just forget that idea. 546 00:37:22,883 --> 00:37:26,193 No chance. You've said all there is to be said, Bob, 547 00:37:26,283 --> 00:37:28,638 and if you want to collect the rest if your things tomorrow, 548 00:37:28,723 --> 00:37:30,679 they'll be in a box on the front lawn. 549 00:37:30,763 --> 00:37:34,756 Don't give me all that whinging hypocritical crap. 550 00:37:34,843 --> 00:37:37,311 What am I? Some kind of moron? 551 00:37:37,403 --> 00:37:39,963 God, I can't believe I could have been so naive. 552 00:37:40,043 --> 00:37:44,639 All this time, you lying, underhand piece of shit! 553 00:37:45,923 --> 00:37:49,199 For God's sake, don't waste your breath. 554 00:37:50,123 --> 00:37:53,115 Well, I'm sorry, I don't want to talk about it. 555 00:37:53,243 --> 00:37:57,122 Because I don't want to talk about it and you needn't bother ringing again 556 00:37:57,203 --> 00:37:59,478 because I won't be answering! 557 00:38:02,963 --> 00:38:06,512 Er, look, I've got some work to catch up on actually 558 00:38:06,603 --> 00:38:09,071 and lunch with my agent tomorrow, in town. 559 00:38:09,163 --> 00:38:11,040 So that's going be half the day gone. 560 00:38:11,123 --> 00:38:12,841 Okay, well. 561 00:38:12,923 --> 00:38:16,199 Thanks for all your concern, anyway, about me. 562 00:38:16,283 --> 00:38:19,878 And, you know, don't be a stranger. 563 00:40:53,283 --> 00:40:55,035 GINA: Stop it, now it's hurting. 564 00:40:56,843 --> 00:41:00,916 - I think I'm getting a stitch. - Hurting? By this time, I'm about to implode. 565 00:41:01,003 --> 00:41:03,961 - And then when I get in there... - You couldn't do it because... 566 00:41:04,043 --> 00:41:08,241 Anatomically, it's like, it just switched over to the other channel. 567 00:41:08,323 --> 00:41:11,554 And then of course, the more you try and make it go away, 568 00:41:11,643 --> 00:41:13,201 the worse it gets. 569 00:41:13,283 --> 00:41:15,080 You know, as I'm standing there, 570 00:41:15,163 --> 00:41:17,996 thinking about chess problems and Ernest Borgnine. 571 00:41:18,083 --> 00:41:21,553 You see, this is what you should be putting in the script. 572 00:41:21,643 --> 00:41:24,953 I've always said the best comedy is based on truth and observation. 573 00:41:25,043 --> 00:41:26,715 Yeah, I can hear the calls now. 574 00:41:26,803 --> 00:41:28,998 "I don't pay my licence fee to watch people getting 575 00:41:29,083 --> 00:41:32,234 "involuntary erections at funerals. Thank you very much. 576 00:41:33,243 --> 00:41:35,962 "You're just another example of lazy writing." 577 00:41:36,763 --> 00:41:41,041 Have you noticed how the phrase "lazy writing" has itself become an example of lazy writing? 578 00:41:42,683 --> 00:41:45,641 And what's ironic, of course, if she hadn't said that to me the other night, 579 00:41:45,723 --> 00:41:47,520 I'd probably never have noticed. 580 00:41:47,603 --> 00:41:50,117 Oh, this is your neighbour who's just thrown her husband out. 581 00:41:50,203 --> 00:41:53,195 You want to watch yourself there, now she's a single woman again. 582 00:41:53,283 --> 00:41:55,558 Hey, you do not know of what you speak. 583 00:41:55,643 --> 00:42:00,034 I tell you, when she said, "We all have our fantasies," she wasn't kidding. 584 00:42:00,123 --> 00:42:04,639 I mean, if someone had cloned your face onto their partner's body in a photo, 585 00:42:04,723 --> 00:42:07,078 how worried do you think I should be about that? 586 00:42:07,163 --> 00:42:09,438 - You are joking? - It was in a bag full of trash 587 00:42:09,523 --> 00:42:11,912 of stuff she was throwing out. But I mean... 588 00:42:12,003 --> 00:42:15,075 It was like a picture of me cuddling up to her 589 00:42:15,163 --> 00:42:17,552 that she'd put together on the computer. 590 00:42:17,683 --> 00:42:21,642 I mean, I didn't say anything, I wouldn't have known what to say, 591 00:42:21,723 --> 00:42:23,839 but kind of weird, don't you think? 592 00:42:24,643 --> 00:42:28,636 Sounds as if there were a few cracks appearing on both sides of the marriage. 593 00:42:28,723 --> 00:42:31,521 Well, I don't know, she had just got this camera. 594 00:42:31,603 --> 00:42:34,276 She was probably just like a child with a new toy, 595 00:42:34,363 --> 00:42:36,718 playing around, seeing what she could do with it. 596 00:42:36,803 --> 00:42:39,033 I mean, and she had just thrown it away. 597 00:42:39,123 --> 00:42:42,081 So, maybe I shouldn't read too much into it. 598 00:43:18,323 --> 00:43:22,635 God, this is the place to be, isn't it? Not like my chicken coop. 599 00:43:23,123 --> 00:43:25,876 It's seen better days obviously. 600 00:43:25,963 --> 00:43:29,922 My grandfather first moved here after the war and, I mean, you know, 601 00:43:30,003 --> 00:43:32,119 I try and keep it ticking over. 602 00:43:32,963 --> 00:43:35,477 How long were you away for, then, in the army? 603 00:43:35,563 --> 00:43:39,158 - Bet you couldn't wait to get back. - Fourteen years in uniform. 604 00:43:40,243 --> 00:43:42,996 Knocks a lot of sense into you, you know, 605 00:43:43,083 --> 00:43:45,722 when you just wake up one day to the reality of it. 606 00:43:46,763 --> 00:43:51,439 Politicians, it suits their purposes to paint you all as heroes but... 607 00:43:51,523 --> 00:43:55,118 you'd be surprised how few of us Join up for the posthumous recognition. 608 00:43:56,243 --> 00:43:58,313 So you saw a lot of action? 609 00:43:59,403 --> 00:44:02,520 Unfortunately, so did my wife, while I was gone. 610 00:44:02,603 --> 00:44:04,480 And after she moved out, 611 00:44:04,563 --> 00:44:08,841 there weren't a whole lot of options open to me, so eventually got into this game. 612 00:44:10,123 --> 00:44:13,274 And how many other customers have you invited round for dinner? 613 00:44:13,363 --> 00:44:15,558 Don't suppose I'm the first. 614 00:44:15,643 --> 00:44:17,395 I'll be honest, 615 00:44:17,483 --> 00:44:21,158 after what Sharon did to me, it was such a kick in the teeth, 616 00:44:21,243 --> 00:44:24,633 I just thought, "Do I really want to put myself through that whole..." 617 00:44:24,723 --> 00:44:26,793 Game of soldiers. 618 00:44:26,883 --> 00:44:29,875 I mean, I don't know, because... 619 00:44:29,963 --> 00:44:34,434 I just think the chances for me now that something's actually going to... 620 00:44:34,523 --> 00:44:36,320 work out, you know... 621 00:44:37,403 --> 00:44:38,882 But then again... 622 00:44:38,963 --> 00:44:40,715 Most of us need the eggs. 623 00:44:41,363 --> 00:44:44,355 No, it's... Didn't you ever? Annie Hall. 624 00:44:44,803 --> 00:44:48,762 The way we're all still drawn into relationships over and over again. 625 00:44:48,843 --> 00:44:52,631 Even though we know it's complete insanity most of the time. 626 00:44:53,003 --> 00:44:54,880 We're gluttons for punishment. 627 00:44:57,643 --> 00:45:00,521 Oh, those potatoes aren't burning, are they? 628 00:45:00,603 --> 00:45:02,036 Oh, God. 629 00:45:02,883 --> 00:45:06,080 I went out with a girl from Montana one time, 630 00:45:06,163 --> 00:45:08,233 who was a real, you know, 631 00:45:08,323 --> 00:45:11,281 Rocky Mountain, country type of girl. 632 00:45:11,883 --> 00:45:15,398 With, you know, I think I would describe it as a rustic sexuality. 633 00:45:15,763 --> 00:45:18,994 You know, her underarm hair was all in pigtails. 634 00:45:20,723 --> 00:45:22,759 And with the gingham teeth. 635 00:45:22,843 --> 00:45:24,561 Looked really cute, you know. 636 00:45:24,643 --> 00:45:27,715 And I went back one night. 637 00:45:27,803 --> 00:45:31,682 She invited me back to her log cabin in the forest. 638 00:45:32,163 --> 00:45:33,994 And I said to her, 639 00:45:34,083 --> 00:45:36,472 "I think you should know this about me, 640 00:45:36,563 --> 00:45:39,760 "because it's something you're going to have to deal with, 641 00:45:39,843 --> 00:45:42,277 "that I am like an animal in bed." 642 00:45:42,843 --> 00:45:45,232 So she got out her gun and shot me. 643 00:45:46,443 --> 00:45:50,038 So what are you telling me, you have feelings for him, are you serious? 644 00:45:50,123 --> 00:45:52,000 Based on what? 645 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:55,280 You know, he has absolutely no contact with his audience. 646 00:45:55,363 --> 00:45:56,716 No warmth. 647 00:45:56,803 --> 00:45:59,556 Jesus, you come to my show, it's real funny, right? 648 00:45:59,643 --> 00:46:01,281 You have a good time. 649 00:46:01,363 --> 00:46:03,672 This guy, you know, he can't open his mouth 650 00:46:03,763 --> 00:46:08,473 without it's all bleakness and misery and premonitions of doom. 651 00:46:08,963 --> 00:46:11,682 You know, you have sex with me, you get all that. 652 00:46:11,803 --> 00:46:14,795 Will you hush your mouth? He's about to start. 653 00:46:14,923 --> 00:46:17,676 Hush my mouth? What are we, in downtown Dixieland? 654 00:46:18,323 --> 00:46:21,281 You should lay off the grits. I think I told you that. 655 00:46:24,083 --> 00:46:26,643 ♪ One time I came upon 656 00:46:26,723 --> 00:46:29,874 ♪ A crooked canyon in the east 657 00:46:30,803 --> 00:46:33,636 ♪ Far from the frozen bone yards 658 00:46:33,723 --> 00:46:36,476 ♪ Where the kings and prophets feast 659 00:46:37,243 --> 00:46:40,201 ♪ The buzzards they were circling 660 00:46:40,283 --> 00:46:43,355 ♪ As the Prince of Fools came by 661 00:46:43,443 --> 00:46:46,799 ♪ And bared his broken teeth to grin 662 00:46:46,883 --> 00:46:50,273 ♪ Whilst pointing at the sky 663 00:46:50,363 --> 00:46:52,718 ♪ And in the temple no one wept 664 00:46:52,803 --> 00:46:56,318 ♪ But for a blinded child 665 00:46:56,403 --> 00:47:00,157 ♪ Who fled to where a hundred broken bodies 666 00:47:00,243 --> 00:47:02,234 ♪ Were all piled 667 00:47:02,323 --> 00:47:05,315 ♪ And cried into a hurricane 668 00:47:05,403 --> 00:47:08,122 ♪ That from the west did blow 669 00:47:08,203 --> 00:47:11,479 ♪ Saying I have seen the future that 670 00:47:11,563 --> 00:47:14,760 ♪ No man will ever know ♪ 671 00:47:35,683 --> 00:47:37,992 So, anyway, you weren't bored? 672 00:47:38,403 --> 00:47:39,677 I'm sorry? 673 00:47:39,763 --> 00:47:41,958 I just worry the subtext could be clearer. 674 00:47:42,043 --> 00:47:46,639 You know, that the clown will always lose out to the poet who's going to steal the girl 675 00:47:46,723 --> 00:47:49,635 because he's got depth and mystery. 676 00:47:49,723 --> 00:47:52,920 Because. You know, you capture their mind, you capture their heart. 677 00:47:53,683 --> 00:47:55,799 Well, there I'd take issue with you 678 00:47:55,883 --> 00:47:57,839 because don't they say that 679 00:47:57,923 --> 00:48:00,198 laughter is a great aphrodisiac? 680 00:48:00,843 --> 00:48:02,435 Hmm, don't know. 681 00:48:02,523 --> 00:48:05,356 Would you rather go to bed with Keats or Laurel and Hardy? 682 00:48:05,443 --> 00:48:08,799 Personally, I'd rather go to bed... 683 00:48:15,003 --> 00:48:18,040 My flatmate. Hi, Mel, what's up? 684 00:48:22,923 --> 00:48:24,322 When? 685 00:48:26,283 --> 00:48:27,716 Oh, God. 686 00:48:29,683 --> 00:48:31,992 Oh, dear. 687 00:48:33,443 --> 00:48:35,354 Did you see it happen? 688 00:48:37,283 --> 00:48:38,762 No, no. 689 00:48:40,683 --> 00:48:43,243 Okay. What can you do? 690 00:48:46,763 --> 00:48:48,594 Thanks for calling. 691 00:48:49,443 --> 00:48:50,558 Bye. 692 00:48:53,803 --> 00:48:55,600 Bad news? 693 00:48:55,683 --> 00:48:57,514 My cat's been run over. 694 00:48:59,003 --> 00:49:01,722 - Oh, shit. - Yeah, I know. 695 00:49:02,923 --> 00:49:05,642 I had him five years, since he was born. 696 00:49:06,123 --> 00:49:09,354 - My longest-ever relationship. - Oh, God. 697 00:49:09,443 --> 00:49:10,796 Yeah. 698 00:49:14,883 --> 00:49:16,362 Oh, dear. 699 00:49:19,723 --> 00:49:20,917 Oh, well. 700 00:49:26,283 --> 00:49:27,432 So... 701 00:49:29,083 --> 00:49:30,880 where were we? 702 00:49:47,363 --> 00:49:51,151 - What breed was he? - Sorry? 703 00:49:52,563 --> 00:49:56,351 Oh. Just big old moggie, you know. 704 00:50:12,643 --> 00:50:16,682 - What's the matter? - No, I'm just... 705 00:50:18,283 --> 00:50:20,239 - Sorry. - Are you okay? 706 00:50:20,323 --> 00:50:23,838 Yes, thanks. I'm okay. 707 00:50:27,523 --> 00:50:30,162 I mean, five, you know. 708 00:50:32,003 --> 00:50:33,800 That's no age at all. 709 00:50:36,283 --> 00:50:39,719 No. I guess not. 710 00:50:41,563 --> 00:50:44,555 No, I don't even know now how I got into retail. 711 00:50:44,643 --> 00:50:46,918 Just always been a bit of a drifter, I suppose. 712 00:50:47,003 --> 00:50:50,234 Gadding about too much early on when I should have been putting down roots. 713 00:50:50,323 --> 00:50:53,838 I mean, they're a lovely bunch, do anything for you, incredibly loyal. 714 00:50:55,043 --> 00:50:56,761 But sometimes it's like... 715 00:50:56,843 --> 00:50:59,403 they could be talking Martian for all the sense they make. 716 00:50:59,483 --> 00:51:02,236 There's one of them been trying to pair me off with this bloke 717 00:51:02,323 --> 00:51:03,915 who comes in the store. 718 00:51:04,003 --> 00:51:08,121 Who's very nice, as it happens, but apparently, likes women's feet. 719 00:51:09,883 --> 00:51:12,397 So, today there's this big discussion going on about 720 00:51:12,483 --> 00:51:14,235 what the technical term for that is. 721 00:51:14,323 --> 00:51:16,393 Is he a "paedophile" 722 00:51:16,483 --> 00:51:18,838 - or a "pedestriophile"? - Okay. 723 00:51:18,923 --> 00:51:21,517 Either way, he's likely to get a petrol bomb through his door. 724 00:51:21,603 --> 00:51:24,071 So I'd do well to avoid him. 725 00:51:24,163 --> 00:51:25,676 Oh, God. 726 00:51:25,763 --> 00:51:28,072 And every day I have to listen to this. 727 00:51:29,603 --> 00:51:32,356 You feel like you're the only sane voice in a mad world. 728 00:51:32,443 --> 00:51:34,081 That's exactly it. 729 00:51:34,163 --> 00:51:37,200 Little kid does his toilet job out the window. 730 00:51:37,283 --> 00:51:38,875 You try and complain. 731 00:51:38,963 --> 00:51:41,238 - You're accused of harassment. - I know. 732 00:51:41,323 --> 00:51:45,077 And look at that bloke who attacked your father. God rest his soul. 733 00:51:45,163 --> 00:51:47,631 You knew who it was and he gets away with it. 734 00:51:47,723 --> 00:51:50,032 That must have been very hard to take. 735 00:51:51,323 --> 00:51:54,793 - It was hard, yeah. - Should have been put away for 10 years at least. 736 00:51:54,883 --> 00:51:57,158 And he's still walking round scot-free. 737 00:51:58,163 --> 00:52:00,438 How can that be right? 738 00:52:04,123 --> 00:52:08,275 ALICE: Well, now I've seen a live barn owl, I think my life is definitely complete. 739 00:52:12,283 --> 00:52:14,877 Ooh, what have you got for me in here? 740 00:52:15,483 --> 00:52:18,361 Something you might get a little kick out of. 741 00:52:18,443 --> 00:52:20,718 - Come here. - It's not going to bite me? 742 00:52:23,123 --> 00:52:26,195 Look, I know we only met for the first time yesterday, Alice. 743 00:52:26,283 --> 00:52:30,117 But I think you know, don't you, when someone's on your wavelength. 744 00:52:30,883 --> 00:52:32,282 Well. 745 00:52:33,003 --> 00:52:35,312 We see eye to eye on a few things. 746 00:52:35,403 --> 00:52:37,963 And I think we'll see eye to eye on this thing. 747 00:52:56,523 --> 00:52:59,720 You said 10 years, I thought 15. 748 00:53:00,163 --> 00:53:02,961 Which means he's got just under 14 left to serve. 749 00:53:03,443 --> 00:53:07,277 Way I see it is if we get no joy from the courts, 750 00:53:07,363 --> 00:53:11,038 it is down to us to make our own justice. 751 00:53:12,003 --> 00:53:16,281 Isn't that right, Jeffrey Gordon Blunstone? 752 00:53:16,363 --> 00:53:20,038 You bastard! You're insane, you are. A bloody mental case! 753 00:53:20,483 --> 00:53:24,442 Can't you see what he's done? You can't keep me here, it's illegal! 754 00:53:25,283 --> 00:53:28,081 Let me out, you bloody psycho! Let me out! 755 00:53:28,483 --> 00:53:30,917 You can't keep me here. Tell him. 756 00:53:32,363 --> 00:53:35,082 It's getting a bit chilly now. You fancy a coffee? 757 00:54:13,523 --> 00:54:14,922 Here, here, look! 758 00:54:19,483 --> 00:54:21,280 Hey, you, leave my dog alone. 759 00:54:42,923 --> 00:54:46,199 Gosh, you have no idea what that smile of his does to me. 760 00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:48,433 I think we've got a pretty good idea. 761 00:54:50,043 --> 00:54:51,192 Sorry? 762 00:54:51,283 --> 00:54:55,162 Think he wasn't so much smiling as doubling up, Cleo. He's not the only one. 763 00:54:58,083 --> 00:55:00,677 That's never happened before. God! 764 00:55:07,843 --> 00:55:09,674 Ali, you just missed it. 765 00:55:09,763 --> 00:55:13,438 You know that fellow that she fancies over there, he was just at the... 766 00:55:13,523 --> 00:55:15,673 What's happened? What's the matter? 767 00:55:16,603 --> 00:55:19,401 You're not still moping about that nutter the other night? 768 00:55:20,523 --> 00:55:23,879 The man who gives me a lift to the station every day... 769 00:55:23,963 --> 00:55:27,035 some yob tried to steal his car the other morning 770 00:55:27,123 --> 00:55:29,956 and his dog was still in the back. 771 00:55:30,043 --> 00:55:33,240 - Jumped up and bit his ear off. - Well, good for him. 772 00:55:33,843 --> 00:55:35,993 I know, except... 773 00:55:36,083 --> 00:55:38,438 Frank just rang me, he said... 774 00:55:39,963 --> 00:55:41,954 he'd just had a letter. 775 00:55:42,523 --> 00:55:45,640 They're saying the dog's got to be destroyed. 776 00:55:48,803 --> 00:55:51,078 What is wrong with this world? 777 00:55:54,843 --> 00:55:58,802 Well, actually not that well right now. 778 00:55:58,883 --> 00:56:03,081 I thought I had something, but now it's all unravelling in my head 779 00:56:03,163 --> 00:56:06,917 and, as usual, I'm losing faith in the whole premise so... 780 00:56:10,483 --> 00:56:13,156 Listen, last Friday night... 781 00:56:14,323 --> 00:56:16,393 ended on a bit of a strange note. 782 00:56:17,123 --> 00:56:20,320 I'm sorry about that. Sometimes I just get this... 783 00:56:21,123 --> 00:56:24,479 I don't know what it is, sense of alienation that... 784 00:56:24,563 --> 00:56:27,555 But listen, I was wondering if you wanted... 785 00:56:31,803 --> 00:56:33,839 Oh! Really? 786 00:56:37,603 --> 00:56:41,073 Okay. Is that someone you just met or... 787 00:56:45,283 --> 00:56:49,435 No, no, there's no need for you to feel bad about anything. 788 00:56:51,883 --> 00:56:56,081 As someone said, you never can tell where your heart's going to take you so... 789 00:56:57,803 --> 00:57:01,273 But let me take a wild guess, he's got to be a poet, right? 790 00:57:08,123 --> 00:57:11,559 GIL: I don't know, the mysteries of sexual attraction. 791 00:57:11,843 --> 00:57:14,357 I guess I'll never manage to fathom. 792 00:57:14,803 --> 00:57:17,192 And now I'm going to have that awful feeling. 793 00:57:17,643 --> 00:57:19,918 Where she's eating away at me inside, 794 00:57:20,003 --> 00:57:23,313 invading every thought in my head every minute of the day. 795 00:57:23,403 --> 00:57:24,995 Face it, you know, 796 00:57:25,083 --> 00:57:29,679 there aren't too many people out there who are going to take on a major basket case like you. 797 00:57:30,363 --> 00:57:33,560 It's like it was such a little thing, surely. 798 00:57:35,123 --> 00:57:37,842 Why did you have to go and blow it like that? 799 00:57:40,643 --> 00:57:43,237 ALICE: Maybe he had the right idea after all. 800 00:57:43,323 --> 00:57:46,998 Doesn't seem to matter who does what, we're all punished for it in the end. 801 00:57:47,803 --> 00:57:50,237 God, he was such an athlete as well, by the look of him. 802 00:57:50,323 --> 00:57:53,474 I probably missed out on the experience of a lifetime there. 803 00:57:54,083 --> 00:57:56,756 Yes, or he could have snapped my spine. 804 00:57:58,723 --> 00:58:02,318 Anyway, I'm sure it pays to keep trying different things. 805 00:58:05,163 --> 00:58:08,200 I must remember to get some more milk tomorrow. 806 00:58:17,323 --> 00:58:19,883 And I think I'm out of eggs.